Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Mtn Dew LivewireĮnergetic and adventurous, one could call Sagittariuses Livewires for SURE. What does “pitch black” even taste like? Apparently “dark citrus punch.” But that brings up the question, “What does ‘dark citrus punch’ taste like?” Good thing our courageous Scorpios can take one for the team, try this out, and let us know. Scorpios are mysterious and enigmatic and, let’s face it, so is Mtn Dew Pitch Black. Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Mtn Dew Pitch Black There are many Mtn Dew flavors, but none of the others have that sweet pink raspberry and sour kick of lemonade that really puts Spark over the top and makes it one of the less “extreme sweetness only” Mtn Dew flavors (lookin’ at you, Voltage). I struggle to think of anything more balanced, equal, and harmonious than raspberry lemonade flavor, which is the flavor of Mtn Dew Spark. Libras love balance, harmony, and equal relationships. Libra (September 23-October 22): Mtn Dew Spark Thus, Virgos, you would be this Mtn Dew energy drink because you help us all to get more work done than we ever could without you. Another fact: You can get a lot done on an aggressive amount of caffeine. It is a fact that Mtn Dew is already caffeinated, yes, but it is also a fact that Mtn Dew energy drinks are EVEN MORE caffeinated, and this cherry lime situation is no exception. Virgos are productive, logical, and deeply rooted in the facts (like the earth signs that they are). Virgo (August 23-September 22): Mtn Dew Cherry Lime Lift Energy Drink Plus, whenever I hang out with Leos, I know I always have a (baja) blast. ![]() If that isn’t main character Leo energy, I don’t know what is. Mtn Dew Baja Blast has a tasty tropical lime flavor (what even is a tropical lime?), plus she’s the star of every single Taco Bell in existence and she’s a beautiful shade of seafoam green. But what can I say? Some people (and sodas) simply belong in the spotlight. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Leos like to be the center of attention. Leo (July 23-August 22): Mtn Dew Baja Blast In the same way, Cancers have a tough outer emotional shell and can be a bit guarded but are actually quite compassionate and sweet once you get to know them. Cancer (June 21-July 22): Mtn Dew Code RedĬode Red is an alarming name, but this soda actually just tastes like cherry. It’s got blue raspberry- the best and definitely not the most childish flavor out there-plus, there’s ginseng and citrus in there too, apparently! One could say this drink certainly has two very different sides to it *meaningfully glances at Geminis in the room*. Geminis are the most playful and curious of the signs and nothing is more playful than Mtn Dew Voltage. Mtn Dew really did its best to capture that experience in an alarmingly blue (the most calming color, I might add) liquid that is sure to bring you back to those days by the pool with a half-melted tricolor popsicle in hand and so much sunscreen on your face you look like you either became or saw a ghost. So, Mtn Dew Summer Freeze has to be the flavor for Tauruses, the most calming and inviting of the signs. But there are few things more calming and inviting than a cold popsicle on a hot summer’s day, and no popsicle is more nostalgic and comforting than the classic rocket/bomb pop. It’s kind of like the “Guy Fieri’s shirts” of sodas. I recognize that there is nothing calming about Mtn Dew. Taurus (April 20-May 20): Mtn Dew Summer Freeze It still has that bright highlighter-colored hue that makes one wonder if it is actually “Mountain” Dew or if it is in fact “Nuclear Power Plant” Dew, but regardless, this flavor is a winner, just like you, Aries. But just because it is the original flavor doesn’t mean it’s boring. ![]() Aries ( March 21-April 19): Mtn Dew OriginalĪries loves to win, and the most popular Mtn Dew flavor is, without a doubt, Mtn Dew Original. ![]() “But Jessica, how can you possibly know my personality?! I am a unique and beautiful flower that cannot be summarized in a single…” Yeah, yeah, okay, but hear me out: Zodiac signs, baybee!! Yep, this is a list of what Mtn Dew flavor you are based on your zodiac sign, so strap in while I dew what I dew best and tell you which dew I dew think matches you. All of this is to say, you may not think you like Mtn Dew, but I’m here to tell you that there is a Mtn Dew flavor out there that perfectly matches your personality with absolute accuracy. Why? Because Mtn Dew’s whole brand is being E X T R E M E, when in reality it is a caffeinated lemon-lime soda with a fun neon yellow color. Heck, not everyone has even tried Mtn Dew.
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